The Funniest College Football Names Of 2024
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      The Funniest College Football Names Of 2024

      David De La Riva
      Updated February 1, 2025 132.5K views 47 items
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      15.0K votes
      2.8K voters
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      Only players currently in college football.

      Let's get ready to laugh with our hilarious list of the funniest college football player names of 2024! This unique collection has been curated for sports fans who appreciate a little comedy with their competition. The ranking of these unconventional monikers is determined by you, the fans, based on originality, wit, oddity, and the chuckle-factor. The aim is to celebrate diversity, creativity, individuality, and of course, humor.

      Meet the engagingly named players currently throwing, catching, and running down fields across the country. In Texas, "General Booty", boasts a surname that’s been carried down through generations, commanding laughs along with respect. "Kool-Aid McKinstry" from Alabama, refreshes the spirit of the game, his nickname hinting at both his charisma on and off the field. Then there's the powerful "Pig Cage" from LSU - a moniker that paints a picture of an unstoppable force. Louisiana Tech's "Decoldest Crawford" stands out with a handle that echoes his chillingly slick plays. North Carolina's "Storm Duck" is a whirlwind on the field, his unique name perfectly encapsulating his dynamic abilities.

      These silly and weird names manage not only to tickle your funny bone but also bring a distinct flavor to the game. Whether they remind you of a favorite snack or a comic book hero, each one sets the individual player apart. However, the final decision is yours! It’s time to put your sports knowledge and sense of humor to the test.

      Which of these quirky, absurd, and downright funny names deserves the number one spot in 2024? Cast your vote, participate in a crowd ranking, and be part of the fun-loving, sports-watching community that decides which name leaves a lasting impression on the college football scene!

      Most divisive: Paddy Turner
      Over 2.8K Ranker voters have come together to rank this list of The Funniest College Football Names Of 2024
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      • General Booty
        1

        General Booty

        Allen, Texas
        1,548 votes

        I'd follow this General anywhere.

        • Team: Oklahoma Sooners
        • Position: Quarterback
      • Pig Cage
        2

        Pig Cage

        Kenner, Louisiana
        1,012 votes

        Isn't there a Nicholas Cage movie about this? 

        • Team: UTSA Roadrunners football
        • Position: Cornerback
      • Boobie Curry
        3

        Boobie Curry

        Houston, Texas
        771 votes

        When you're dating an Indian chick and y'all go back to her place for dessert.

        • Team: Buffalo Bulls
        • Position: Wide Receiver
      • Kool-Aid McKinstry
        4

        Kool-Aid McKinstry

        Birmingham, Alabama
        1,189 votes

        *Bursts through the offensive line*

        Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

        • Team: Alabama Crimson Tide
        • Position: Defensive back
      • Decoldest Crawford
        5

        Decoldest Crawford

        Shreveport, Louisiana
        940 votes

        A cold Crawford just won't do. I need Decoldest Crawford.

        • Team: Nebraska Cornhuskers
        • Position: Wide Receiver
      • Shitta Sillah
        6

        Shitta Sillah

        Middletown, New Jersey
        825 votes

        Sorry, Shittas full!

        • Team: Boston College Eagles
        • Position: Defensive End